trainthief:

Like once a month I think about this guy I went on a date with four years ago who within the first ten minutes was like “I should probably clear the air, you might have heard of me. I’ve got a post on tumblr with over 100,000 notes.” And then proceeded to say it to me verbatim. I didn’t recognize it, and it wasn’t funny.

(via silly-slacker-person)

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    Like once a month I think about this guy I went on a date with four years ago who within the first ten minutes was like...