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how tf do people apply eyeliner???

HOW TO APPLY EYELINER IN ELEVEN EASY STEPS

Step 1 : get a sword

Step 2 : wander to the depths of the Mariana Trench and get the squid with the darkest ink you can find

Step 3 : invite the squid to your house and offer it tea. Once its trust has been won, it will leave you a rock on the table

Step 4 : tie the squid to a hot air balloon and bid it farewell as it flies into the stratosphere

Step 5 : pat the rock gently until it cracks. You will find a vial of squid ink inside

Step 6 : tie it to the hilt of the sword

Step 7 : Encrust rubies and emeralds on the blade

Step 8 : go to the intergalactic foreign exchange and exchange the sword and ink for human money

Step 9 : log in to amazon and buy the Maybelline New York Lasting Drama Gel Eyeliner, Blackest Black, 2.5g, guaranteed to fly out of your hands and across your eyelids with application smoother than butter

Step 10 : Apply

Step 11 : go kill your enemies

This person gets it

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    how tf do people apply eyeliner???

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