doctorprofessorsong:

I think it would have been deeply funny to watch Jack start school and to see how confused his teachers were with regard to his family.

Like the first day Cas picks him up and the teacher is like: cool, that’s his Dad. Then Sam comes the next day and the teacher is like cool, he has two dads. Then Dean comes the next day and the teacher is like: ?????

So the teacher is all: so wait, are y'all poly? And Dean responds: gross, that’s my brother. By the time Eileen shows up and introduces herself as Jack’s stepmom, the teacher is like: whatever, I can’t.

So the teacher finally asks and Cas is like: his mom died. And she is like, I’m sorry you lost her and Cas responds they weren’t together because he is super gay and Jack’s biological father is actually his dead brother.

So the teacher is finally like: okay. Got it. They came together as a family after a tragedy and that’s pretty nice.

And then a blonde with an attitude shows up and introduces herself as Jack’s sister and the teacher is like: I thought he was an only child and Claire responds: oh that’s because I don’t live with him. I live with my lesbian moms who adopted me after my mom died. The teacher is like: oh your mom was Kelly? And Claire says: lol, no. Cas is my biological Dad. And the poor teacher is like: what happened to super gay???

And then Aunt Charlie shows up and hits on her and she just decides to go with it.

(via huckleberryhunk)

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